Miss G is being quite hilarious at the moment. We have spent the Easter weekend around Dorset, the New Forest and London (more on that in another post) and she has delighted us with some more pearls of bonkers wisdom. Do you remember these?
Well, here are some new ones. I warn you though, some might be politically incorrect, but she is only 2 after all.
Me: We are going to a beach today
G: I want to wear my swimming costume and make sand castles! Pleeeease!
Me: It is not summer, it will be cold.
arriving at a beautiful but windy beach in Dorset
G: Mamma, this beach makes me feel freezing. Actually, it makes me feel all dizzy!
playing 'shops' with Mr H
Him: I would like two bananas, please
G: We don't have any bananas, but we have apples. Green ones and red ones.
Him: OK then, can I have 3 red apples? How much is it?
G: Here you go. It's eleventeen pound!
Miss G spots a little person at the Coffee Shop, she stares and then screams
G: Mamma, look, this lady is very little.
Me: Yes, G, she is. Come here now, please.
G: I am a little lady too!
Mr H prepares some pasta and puts some chopped basil on top
G: *screams* Mummy, daddy, why are there leaves in my pasta?